Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Continents are large islands.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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