A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Your existance.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Women's Rights.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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