- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock knock Come in

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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