- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

women sports....

What moos like a cow? Another cow

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