I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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chuck norris

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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the love boat

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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