- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

A women left the kitchen.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How do you make a car? You build it.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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