- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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