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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Im taking a shit right now.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

your life

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

A Pakistani news reader.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

I have a gay camel

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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