- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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