- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

i keep getting thumbs down...

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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