- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

Knock Knock Go Away

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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