Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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