- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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