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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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