what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Shea's sty....

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Do u take sugar?

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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