- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

troll----> hahaha---->

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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