- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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