A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Easy, you get a phone with a recorder that rather than playing a "please leave a message after the tone", plays the same tune as if the phone was still not picked up. Now tell me here and now, because I wont waste more time on you, what part did you play in this? Jenny Chatterton? Another one of your pseudonyms? What the fuck did you think would happen? You live in the Uk, london, so, tell me everything, or I will share every single detail here.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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