How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

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