- Anti Joke

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Your wife died during the delivery.

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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