- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Y u do dis?

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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