- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

So does Blake

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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