Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Heskey time.

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