- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

So a seal walks into a club.

What's a joke? Funny

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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