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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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