- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Whats white? A fridge

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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