Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Is maynaise an instrument?

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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