- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Women

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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