- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Weed.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

The MLS

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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