- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Vagina.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.