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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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