- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

My three children are three big mistakes.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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