- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

i love to lick...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Women's rights

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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