Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Praise Paisley

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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I just drank a cola.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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shut up elliot

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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