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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you hold someone in suspense?

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