- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why? Why Not?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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