Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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