Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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