Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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I am a women

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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don't read this

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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