a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Anti Joke

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