- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Women's rights

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why? Why Not?

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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