- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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