mexicans fishing

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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LIFE :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's blue? The sky.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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