- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Gingers.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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