- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

People...

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why? Why Not?

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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