A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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