- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How high is a Chinaman

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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