a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I have a gay camel

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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