Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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hi

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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