- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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