Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

A man buys a prius

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Penis.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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