Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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