- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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