Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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potatoes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Anti Joke

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