- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

shut up kobe!

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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