- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

the sky is green no it is not

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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