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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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