What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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obama

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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