How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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