Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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