What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A person from Singapore eats

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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