- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A person from Singapore eats

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

i'm hard

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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