- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

How many light bulbs? 1

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs