What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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