- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Punching a baby

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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