What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

the economy.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Women's rights

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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