Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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