Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Sarah Palin

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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