How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

osama bin laden is dead

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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