What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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well use a tissue!

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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WOw you have no life

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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