what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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