- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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