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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

thomas!!!!

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

So a seal walks into a club.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What's a joke? Funny

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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