What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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I like the color potato.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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